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Admin09.07.2021

Barney Quote #1955

The Captain: He's molded world currency into a sculpture of a soulless plutocrat defecating on the poor.
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Admin08.08.2021

How I met Your Mother Quotes

The Captain: It's only for a year.
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Admin16.08.2021

How I Met Your Mother: 10 Hilarious Quotes Nobody Talks About

You want to talk about yesterday? [sobbing] And my love for you will never die.
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Admin06.07.2021

100 Best How I Met Your Mother Quotes [2021]

Also, I need your advice on purchasing some luggage.
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Admin02.09.2021

100 Best How I Met Your Mother Quotes [2021]

She's A Dermatologist—I Have Skin.
Admin19.09.2021

How I Met Your Mother: 10 Hilarious Quotes Nobody Talks About

Ted: No, no, no, you can't fire him.
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Admin05.09.2021

Barney Quote #1955

She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.
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Admin22.07.2021

100 Best How I Met Your Mother Quotes [2021]

[Marshall holding a poster in the booth at MacLaren's:] Marshall: I've ranked the Presidents in order of how dirty their names sound.
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Admin14.08.2021

Marshall Quotes

We sing it to him every night.
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Admin11.09.2021

Marshall Quotes

Three to five Thanksgivings from now, I'm going to be carving the turkey with Old Green.
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Admin18.08.2021

Marshall Quotes

It's no secret that Barney wrongfully treats women as objects instead of actual human beings.
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